Pre-order
Leashless Dogfit
The world's first painless wireless leash.
From $16.58/mo. for 12 mo.
We don't offer financing if your dog is not a trust fund baby, don't let them think they are.
Colorway — envy green
Ships eventually. Cancel emotionally at any time.
- Weight
- 148 g
- Tension
- 0.4 N
- Battery
- Optimistic
- Sizes
- Dog-shaped
Pre-order ends in
No rush.
Early bird
$199
Retail
$199,999
Shipping
We'll decide later.
Questions we made up
You asked. We answered badly.
When you stop asking.
If your dog changed, no refunds. If the product changed, also no refunds.
One size fits most delusions.
Yes. It covers everything except use, time, and reality.
No. But we can track you.
The dog, probably. The harness, we didn't ask.
We ship emotionally, worldwide.
Now it can run away.
Only if you dislike the recipient.
No. This price is already a mistake.
Anything that makes you question your life choices.
No. The harness judges you silently.
We lose passwords on purpose. It's called minimalism.
Longer than your motivation.
A vet once looked at it. Then looked away.
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